Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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