Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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