im about as happy as oj after his trial
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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