I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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