come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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