I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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