are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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