Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Randomize
