Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
