"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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