Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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