butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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