You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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