Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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