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If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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