what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
If its not for food we ain't going out.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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