Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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