I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
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