Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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