oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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