Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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