She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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