Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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