A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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