So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
