now i know why i became what i already was.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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