I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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