The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I fill condoms, not promises.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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