so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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