Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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