so explain again why im purple
no
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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