I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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