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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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