Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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