i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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