Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Enjoy the penises
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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