Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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