We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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