so explain again why im purple
no
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize
