Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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