So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Someone signed my nipple.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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