I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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