Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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