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I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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