How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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