if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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