do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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