I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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