hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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