I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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