Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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