Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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