"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
