I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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