My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
