Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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