Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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